![]() The "aliens" attacking the lackluster, talentless cast are bears (Kodiak, Grizzly, who cares?) because I guess to save a buck, the new planet, 20,000 light years from earth, is almost its exact duplicate, except with less of a budget and more maiming and screaming. Anyway, people get butchered but, you're laughing so hard you hardly notice. The sets are at best unimaginative, with some blinking lights and utilizing leftover pieces from a Packard Bell closeout sale. It's basically a generic predator versus prey plot line supposedly set in the future (amazingly, cheap canvas tents from the Army-Navy Surplus are the "in" thing) and the "futuristic" shotguns and PDA's. So, what's the premise? Watch the crappy trailer and you'll get the whole story. ***WARNING*** THERE MAY BE A SPOILER IF YOU'RE STILL READING. Where did they dig up the actors? I guess Casper VanDien and Lou Diamond Phillips weren't available whey they spent a weekend or so shooting this. Everyone has heard of a B-movie, but is there something lower than a Z-grade? The acting is 120th rate, the CGI, well all I can say is my five year-old daughter on an Etch-A-Sketch could've done better (and made a better script as well). I can give Sci-Fi credit for making consistently terrible films. I think I'll go one step more than the reviewer that rated this a 2 and give this piece of rotten tripe a well-deserved "1", only because zero isn't available. Just don't go overboard and smash your TV. ![]() ![]() The only reason you should watch this movie is if you're in an angry, potentially violent mood and you're wisely trying to channel your energy to something more productive. Why not just have Winnie the Pooh go on a murderous rampage? I have no choice but to give this movie the lowest possible rating, because I feel so gypped by the premise and ultimate final product. And I can say that with certainty because you see the same god-awful scene throughout the movie of a Killer Bear opening his mouth as wide as he can and growling. They look like every bear I've ever seen. We all know bears can kill if you startle or antagonize them, but you'd think they'd at least give them some prehistoric features to make them look slightly different. This movie could have skipped the long-distance teleportation BS and just as easily have taken place on a camping trip. I get 30 minutes into the movie, and I see.you guessed it, alien grizzly bears! The first one is dead so I'm like, no, that can't be the creature, the creature must have stalked the grizzly bear and killed it, boy this creature must really be a bad-a**. ![]() When they hint some merciless super-predator stalking people on another pseudo-Earth planet, I'm thinking some alien-Velociraptor hybrid. I was actually pretty fired up for this movie when I saw the trailers on SciFi Channel. ![]()
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